doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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