Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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