Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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