That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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