you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We need to get me chipped asap
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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