Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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