so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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