you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
This girl is more easily done than said...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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