Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Boobs are out for the taking
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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