When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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