My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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