I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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