We won't sleep together?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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