I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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