found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
