You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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