You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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