She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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