Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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