Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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