I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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