Its about making memories worth repressing
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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