When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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