Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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