It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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