I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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