Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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