There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize