My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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