weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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