guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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