he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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