Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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