Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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