If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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