Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
