just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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