Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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