I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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