Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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