We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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