I'm going to jail i love you
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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