She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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