just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We are two peas in an std pod
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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