I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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