This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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