I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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