Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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