I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize