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It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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