Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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