Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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