Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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